who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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