he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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