Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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