just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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