I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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