It's just like the Real World with babies
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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