We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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