he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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