My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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