can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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