Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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