Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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