Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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