She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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