He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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