I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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