Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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