so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
