3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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