real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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