your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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