I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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