No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He has the fingertips of a God
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