Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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