So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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