What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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