I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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