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(562): View more from California

trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.

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I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.

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(219): View more from Indiana

she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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(757): View more from Virginia

He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

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(678): View more from Georgia

Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,

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(210): View more from Texas

It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?

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