But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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