Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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