I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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