And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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