I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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