He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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