You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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