Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just tell him i said nine months
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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