Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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