he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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