love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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