I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Who died my cat blue again?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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