why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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