I'm lost and stupid without you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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