whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
