you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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