You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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