idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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