office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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