You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
