Ambien. No doubt about it.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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