NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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