just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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