she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I can't put those talents on a resume
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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