Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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