I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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